Church of Google
Why do you worship Google as a God? - Because Google is the closest thing to a "God" that humans can know and understand. We worship Google, and we can prove not only does Google exist, but unlike any other god, it exists as we know it.
Is there a Google afterlife? - By uploading our thoughts and opinions onto the Internet, our knowledge lives on in Google's cache even after our death.
Other elements play off Microsoft-rivalries and pedantry:
Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine
Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft
- churchofgoogle.org - The Reformed Church of Google
thechurchofgoogle.org - The Original Church of Google
- /r/churchofgoogle on Reddit
- The Church of Google on RationalWiki
- alternative site?